Jan 23, 2023
It seems like a favorite of my stories for listeners is the one I titled, “The Time I Peed On My Leg”. Apparently people enjoy hearing about embarrassing moments and I’m more than happy to be the guy you turn to when you need someone for a good point and laugh. To my mother and my wife’s dismay, I’m a person...
Apr 29, 2022
There’s a snarky saying about how women change their minds. It goes something like, A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s because she changes it more often.
In my experience, women won’t mind you saying that when you’re with a group of people and everyone is smiling, laughing, and generally having a...
Dec 31, 2021
The Uncanny Consequences Of Being Me
The title of this piece reads like a fancy-pants movie they’d show at a film festival where the people in the audience all eat their popcorn with a fork so they won’t get their fingers greasy and spot up their turtle necks and skinny jeans. I’m sorry about that. I don’t mean...
Oct 1, 2021
Well, I felt really stupid this morning. And then I felt even more stupid around lunch time. And then I felt supremely stupid at the end of the day. Why? Because I was having a bad day.
Actually, check that. There was nothing particularly bad about the day. I was having one of those days when it seemed like...
